On the eve of the biggest LGBT blowout of the year, five gay and lesbian couples find themselves having to make reservations at the secluded Sahara Salvation Inn. A leather daddy, a closeted drag queen, a fag-hag, lipstick lesbians, pink pound yuppies, a sugar daddy and his twink and a country singer and her baby-dyke girlfriend all check in to the creepy hotel, oblivious to the peril that lurks.

What should have been the party of the century quickly turns into every gay and lesbian’s worst nightmare when they discover that the hotel's proprietor is a god-fearing gay-basher with a penchant for mincemeat muffins! If that wasn't bad enough, a snarling, homosexual-eating Republican mutant starts to pick them off, one by one. Feather boas and strap-ons fly when the gays and the freaks go to battle, but who will make it out alive?

A hilarious grindhouse splat-fest in the spirit of Benny Hill and ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’, ‘The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror’ will have you clutching your pearls for dear life. Just keep repeating “It’s only a movie, it’s only as movie, it’s only a movie!”